Pee-Free Drill Bill
High gasoline prices have affected everything from food to liquor to porn. Buying a bucket of microwave popcorn and a gallon of Mad Dog 20/20 and renting a skin flick used to be a cheap date. Now, it costs upwards of $37,000. At the current minimum wage, one would have to work over 5,100 hours to cover such a venture. But ridiculous petrol prices are not only destroying the love lives of unromantic idiots. Indeed, the raping we are experiencing at the pumps is also ruining the natural beauty along our highways and biways. Once urine free, our roads are becoming littered with plastic bottles full of pee.
August 9, 2008 • Category: The Humorous • 8 Comments • Read
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