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Moses is said to have transformed his staff into a snake, Jesus turned water into wine, and YouTube morphed Chris Crocker into a celebrity and earned him an entry into the annals of Wikipedia. Moses… Jesus… YouTube: Members of a legacy of miracle workers of which we, the Savo Auctioneers, are a not a part. Indeed, despite the rumors… despite the myths… despite the half-whispered conversations, we are not alchemists. We cannot turn garbage into gold.

January 13, 2008 • Category: Pure RantingNo CommentsRead