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To Protect and Get Serviced
There’s a modern adage that “sex is like pizza; even when it’s bad, it’s good.” I am forced to agree from personal experience. There have been times when I was craving pizza to the point of delerium, and even when it tasted like tomato soup on carboard, there was some level of satisfaction, especially if I hadn’t had any in quite a while… Pizza, that is.
August 23, 2008 • Category: The Humorous • 4 Comments • Read
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