THE AUTHORING AUCTIONEER

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“This morning I was at an estate sale when I overheard some inside information that could be of value. I was looking through a large pile of assorted books, when up came two eBay experts (they ALWAYS stand out as you well know). These two women started going through the books when one turned to the other and stated with absolute certainty, ‘You know, books are in this year.’ To which the other replied, ‘Yes. I know.’ I guess this year at Cannes, Angelina Jolie will be wearing Versace and carrying a Funk & Wagnalls dictionary. So the next time a set of encyclopedias ignites some frenzied bidding at your auction, you will know why. Books are all the rage this season!”

Imagine that you’re a wedding planner and that a lovely young couple with a large check book appointed you their event coordinator over a year ago. Month upon month you spent, artistically designing every moment–every second–of what you’re sure will be the season’s most splendid nuptial. Your talent and vision will come to life. You’ve exhausted every ounce of your creativity and genius. Indeed, you’ve poured your heart and soul into the planning of this wedding, for you’re sure that upon its execution, you will be the most sought after matrimonial machinator in the region. Indeed, this wedding will make your career.